Lee: You know, you guys can call me "The Lemur."
Kevin: Why would we do that?

"We might as well live in a shack!" - Artemus Plank

"I am going to hit the dutchman." - Foley

Brad: Do you want to play "dead feet?"
Kevin: Are you kidding me? We're too old to play "dead feet."

"Come on. What planet are we on?"
-Jimbob "Zeus" Zuzak on the Comedy Show 'Lemons'

"H the D? Sounds like he went of the D E - deep end." - Foley